The Oval Inbox
As the current President of the Internet I realize that it is important to maintain close relations with the Net’s constituents and to also provide to them an avenue to deliver compliments, complaints, suggestions, etc. Today I’m unveiling the official Oval Inbox. This is where you can complain about all things Internet related.
We will do our best as an administration to respond and deal effectively with your requests and comments. While we hope to get back to everyone we may not be able to realistically do so. We do however promise to read each and every comment sent in.
Weekly report: We will respond publicly to at least one comment each and every week. We may not take your comment seriously and respond in a humorous manner.
Serious Issues: If a serious issue is brought to us we will do what we can to help resolve it or set it right. Remember though, as the President of the largest and truest democracy on the planet we will only use our power for good and awesome.