No, I'm not interested in buying any diamonds today but my friend Chet in marketing might be interested. Let me transfer you to him. Hilarity ensues. Make sure you listen all the way to the end as it's the best part.

Chet may retire after such a great call. I think I might create Bradley in accounting this afternoon. He's going to hate his job and has it out for the company. He's going to spend every dime he can to bleed this place dry.